What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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