party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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