WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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