Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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