so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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