White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Randomize
