Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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