My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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