The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I don't deserve a penis
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Who died my cat blue again?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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