Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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