Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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