They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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