The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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