If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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