Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
and you fell through a lawn chair
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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