i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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