she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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