OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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