If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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