There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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