I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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