I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He? As in you personified your dick?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
