Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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