is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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