Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
