problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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