I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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