y did u give ur computer a hand job?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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