as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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