grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Randomize
