they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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