Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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