Dual....:-)
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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