Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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