I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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