Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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