I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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