I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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