don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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