I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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