It's Friday. Sex?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
