guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
this is an emotional support booty call
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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