idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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