Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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