I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
