Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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