I want to walk on stilts...naked
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Is it penis luge time yet?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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