Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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