: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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