quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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