im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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