Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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