You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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