im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Randomize
