I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
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