i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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