Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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