talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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