im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Success! We fucked roommates!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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